$529 for a pound of salad? No thanks.
This is why you cant win friends with salad.
Blueberries piss me the fuck off
They’re BLUE.
but mashed, they’re PURPLE??
AND WHEN SKINNED, WE SEE THE INSIDES ARE GREEN?????
WHAT THE EVERLIVING FUCK, BLUEBERRIES?!
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Round 2: Better Names for Things [video]
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This I can do. Riot Fest does it again. #chicago
Got accepted to the College of Education at NEIU today! Looks like I’m going to be a teacher!
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Chipotle wisdom.
Are they not real games? Are they hypothetical? #grammar
